Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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