Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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