I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
