I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
jump out the window naked night went bad
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
