I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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