My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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