Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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