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He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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