This is not my ceiling
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I think people are normalizing furries
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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