Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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