I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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