Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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