Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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