I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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