so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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