...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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