Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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