I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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