very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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