Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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