Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
