I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Someone shit on the floor
You can't motorboat a personality
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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