turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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