And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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