ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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