I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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