If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Randomize