Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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