Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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