I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Oh god it's open bar.
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