It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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