guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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