Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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