I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I think my vagina is haunted
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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