never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Randomize
