Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
