I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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