she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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