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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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