Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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