For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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