I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Randomize
