Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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