Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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