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(609): View more from New Jersey

is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?

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(979): View more from Texas

I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?

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(319): View more from Iowa

He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego

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(517): View more from Michigan

He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet

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(315): View more from New York

i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.

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