I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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