wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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