There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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