did you get engaged???
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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