My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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