we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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