D3 body, D1 cock
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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