billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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