wakey wakey hands off snakey
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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