I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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