my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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