It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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