i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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